Never Order Food In Excess

I Read One Psychologist's Theory That Said, "never Strike A Child In Your Anger." When Could I Strike Him? When He Is Kissing Me On My Birthday? When He's Recuperating From Measles? Do I Slap The Bible Out Of His Hand On Sunday?

It's The Three Pairs Of Eyes That Mothers Have To Have...one Pair That See Through Closed Doors. Another In The Back Of Her Head...and, Of Course, The Ones In Front That Can Look At A Child When He Goofs Up And Reflect 'i Understand And I Love You' Without So Much As Uttering A Word.

A Friend Never Defends A Husband Who Gets His Wife An Electric Skillet For Her Birthday.

I Will Buy Any Creme, Cosmetic, Or Elixir From A Woman With A European Accent.

Housework, If It Is Done Properly, Can Cause Brain Damage.