Housework Can Kill You If

I Became Hysterical And Frightened And Begged For Sedation. And That Was Just The First Prenatal Visit.

Never Underestimate What It Takes To Watch Someone You Love In Pain.

Bombeck's Rug Rule: An Ugly Carpet Will Last For Ever.

My Mother Phones Daily To Ask, "did You Just Try To Reach Me?" When I Reply No, She Adds, "so, If You're Not Too Busy, Call Me While I'm Still Alive," . . . And Hangs Up.

Crocodiles Have A Smile I've Seen On The Face Of Every Lawyer I've Ever Met.