Never Give Up. And Never,

At Seventy-four I'm Getting Minor Raves On My Looks, But I'm Caught In The Middle. Who Knows What Seventy-four Looks Like? Who Cares? But If I'd Listened To My Friends, I Could Now Lie And Say I'm Eighty-four. For Eighty-four, The Way I Look Is Spectacular.

Acting Is The Use Of Human Experience With Talent Added.

Life Is Getting Through The Moment. The Philosopher William James Says To Cultivate The Cheerful Attitude. Now Nobody Had More Trouble Than He Did -- Except Me. I Had More Trouble In My Life Than Anybody. But Your First Big Trouble Can Be A Bonanza If You Live Through It. Get Through The First Trouble, You'll Probably Make It Through The Next One.

Nothing Dates One So Dreadfully As To Think Someplace Is Uptown. At Our Age One Must Be Watchful Of These Conversational Gray Hairs.

The Very Best Impromptu Speeches Are The Ones Written Well In Advance.