Nothing Dates One So Dreadfully

Vice, Virtue - It's Best Not To Be Too Moral. You'll Cheat Yourself Out Of Too Much Life.

Anything That Begins 'i Don't Know How To Tell You This' Is Never Good News.

When You Finally Learn How To Do It, You're Too Old For The Good Parts.

Try Something New Each Day. After All, We're Given Life To Find It Out. It Doesn't Last Forever.

Life Is Getting Through The Moment. The Philosopher William James Says To Cultivate The Cheerful Attitude. Now Nobody Had More Trouble Than He Did -- Except Me. I Had More Trouble In My Life Than Anybody. But Your First Big Trouble Can Be A Bonanza If You Live Through It. Get Through The First Trouble, You'll Probably Make It Through The Next One.