Never Believe A Man Can

Some Are Like The Moon, Good Looking, But Only When They're Away From You.

Kill Him, Then Hug Him. Men Are More Faithful When Dead.

If You Want To Kill Somebody, Conquer His Heart, Then Leave Slowly And Leave Them Between Death And Madness.

We Praise Like Frogs, Swear Like Frogs, Turn Midgets Into Heroes, And Heroes Into Scum: We Never Stop And Think.

When A Man Is In Love How Can He Use Old Words? Should A Woman Desiring Her Lover Lie Down With Grammarians And Linguists? I Said Nothing To The Woman I Loved But Gathered Love's Adjectives Into A Suitcase And Fled From All Languages.