We Praise Like Frogs, Swear

There Is Who Loves You Quietly, And Respects You Quietly, And Wishes You Privately, And Walks Away When He Sees You Busy With Someone Other Than Him, And His Ego Restrains Him From Getting Near You, And Contents Himself With The Love For The Sake Of Love

Some Are Like The Moon, Good Looking, But Only When They're Away From You.

Kill Him, Then Hug Him. Men Are More Faithful When Dead.

The Word Is A Bouncing Ball The Ruler Throws From His Balcony. The Word Has Been A Shot Of Morphine. Rulers Calm Their People With Speeches.

It's Painful To Listen To The Barking Of Dogs.