Never Assume The Obvious Is

If America Cannot Win A War In A Week, It Begins Negotiating With Itself.

Adjective Salad Is Delicious, With Each Element Contributing Its Individual And Unique Flavor; But A Puree Of Adjective Soup Tastes Yecchy.

No One Flower Can Ever Symbolize This Nation. America Is A Bouquet.

Dangling Punch Lines To Forgotten Stories Remain In The Language Like The Smile Of The Cheshire Cat.

Why Use A Modifier To Set Straight A Not-quite-right Noun When The Right Noun Is Available?