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After Eating, An Epicure Gives A Thin Smile Of Satisfaction; A Gastronome, Burping Into His Napkin, Praises The Food In A Magazine; A Gourmet, Repressing His Burp, Criticizes The Food In The Same Magazine; A Gourmand Belches Happily And Tells Everybody Where He Ate; A Glutton Empraces The White Porcelain Alter, Or More Plainly, He Barfs.

If America Cannot Win A War In A Week, It Begins Negotiating With Itself.

Have A Definite Opinion.

We Are All Environmentalists Now, But We Are Not All Planetists. An Environmentalist Realizes That Nature Has Its Pleasures And Deserves Respect. A Planetist Puts The Earth Ahead Of The Earthlings.

On The Analogy Of 'dictionary Johnson,' We Call Fred R. Shapiro, Editor Of The Just-published Yale Book Of Quotations (well Worth The $50 Price), 'quotationeer Shapiro.' Shapiro Does Original Research, Earning His 1,067-page Volume A Place On The Quotation Shelf Next To Bartlett's And Oxford's.