Never Answer Anonymous Letters.

I Take A Two Hour Nap Between 1pm And 3pm.

You Should Always Go To Other People's Funerals, Otherwise, They Won't Come To Yours.

When I'm Sittin' Down To Dinner With The Family, Stuff [another Yogiism] Just Pops Out. And They'll Say, 'dad, You Just Said Another One.' And I Don't Even Know What The Heck I Said.

The Other Teams Could Make Trouble For Us If They Win.

What Time Is It? You Mean Now?