Nature Doesn't Cheat - People

To Make Sure That My Blasphemy Is Thoroughly Expressed, I Hereby State My Opinion That The Notion Of A God Is A Basic Superstition, That There Is No Evidence For The Existence Of Any God(s), That Devils, Demons, Angels And Saints Are Myths, That There Is No Life After Death, Heaven Nor Hell, That The Pope Is A Dangerous, Bigoted, Medieval Dinosaur, And That The Holy Ghost Is A Comic-book Character Worthy Of Laughter And Derision.

Paranormal Phenomena Have A Habit Of Going Away Whenever They Are Tested Under Rigorous Conditions. This Is Why The $1,000,000 Reward Of James Randi, Offered To Anyone Who Can Demonstrate A Paranormal Effect Under Proper Scientific Controls, Is Safe.

I Questioned Her Further, And Eventually Got To Talk To Her Doctor. And Her Doctor Sort Of Shook His Head And He Said, I Have Examined Her For Throat Cancer At Least 15 Times In The Past Few Years.

Nostradamus Himself Confessed That The Vague Manner In Which He Wrote His "prophecies" Was So That 'they Could Not Possibly Be Understood Until They Were Interpreted After The Event And By It.'

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