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Happiness Is Your Dentist Telling You It Won't Hurt And Then Having Him Catch His Hand In The Drill.

The Only Thing Money Gives You Is The Freedom Of Not Worrying About Money.

Happiness Is Seeing Your Son Drafted The Same Day He's Been Accepted To An Expensive College.

I'm Often Asked, "what Is Your Favorite Moment During The 30 Years You Hosted [the Tonight Show]?" I Really Don't Have Just One. The Times I Enjoyed The Most Were The Spontaneous, Unplanned Segments That Just Happened, Like Ed Ames' Infamous "tomahawk Toss" That Produced One Of The Longest Laughs In Television History. When These Lucky Moments Happen, You Just Go With Them And Enjoy The Experience And High Of The Moment.

The Champagne They Have Stored Is Getting More Valuable Every Year.