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I Am Not Merely A Habitual Quoter But An Incorrigible One. I Am, I May As Well Face It, More Quotatious Than An Old Stock-market Ticker-tape Machine, Except That You Can't Unplug Me.

I Am The Heterosexual Truman Capote.

Food Has It Over Sex For Variety. Hedonistically, Gustatory Possibilities Are Much Broader Than Copulatory Ones.

We Use Books Like Mirrors, Gazing Into Them Only To Discover Ourselves.

I Am Basically A Complainer And All The Grounds For Complaint Have Been Swept Out From Under Me.