I Am Basically A Complainer

Within This Realm Of Choicelessness, We Do Choose How We Live.

The Pleasure Of Jogging And Running Is Rather Like That Of Wearing A Fur Coat In Texas In August: The True Joy Comes In Being Able To Take The Damn Thing Off.

One Of The Pleasures Of Being A Jew, I Don't Have To Tell You, It Allows You Anti-semitism.

Of The Seven Deadly Sins, Only Envy Is No Fun At All.

A Cat Is The Only Domestic Animal I Know Who Toilet Trains Itself And Does A Damned Impressive Job Of It.