My Wife Is A Real

At Eighty-two, I Feel Like A Twenty-year-old, But, Unfortunately, There's Never One Around.

My Wife Sent Me A Valentine Card That Said, "take My Heart, Take My Lips, Take My Soul." That's Just Like Her. She Kept The Good Parts For Herself.

Your Marriage Is In Trouble If Your Wife Says, 'you're Only Interested In One Thing,' And You Can't Remember What It Is.

My Son Asked For Very Little - A Kickstand, With A Motorcycle Attached.

I Just Filled Out My Income Tax Forms. Who Says You Can't Get Killed By A Blank?