My Wife Gets So Jealous.

Every Parent Knows That For A Kid, The Car Is Chloroform.

In School, I Wasn't A Very Good Student - I Was Very Irresponsible And Never Did The Studying But Always Liked To Get The Laugh.

My Career Has Been My Craziest Adventure.

I Have This Mistress: Show Business.

Identical Twins. I'm Glad They're Identical 'cause You Save Money On Photographs. That's What I Like. Yeah. Here's My Little Boy. I Got Another One Just Like It.