My Whole Comic Persona Is

My Wife And I, We Work Together. And We Wrote This Book, "dad Is Fat." And In The Book, I Was Encouraged Constantly By My Editor To Be More Personal And Talk About More Personal Experiences.

I Love Standup Comedians. I Really Do.

I Like That In My Audiences, There's A Lesbian Couple Sitting Next To A Mormon Family.

Raising Kids May Be A Thankless Job With Ridiculous Hours, But At Least The Pay Sucks.

I Was Watching Animal Planet. Did You Know That The Male Seahorse Has The Baby? And I Was Thinking, "why Don't They Just Call That The Female Seahorse?" You Know It's Just Some Stubborn Scientist. "yeah, That One There's The Male Seahorse." And His Assistant's Like, "uh, Bill, That One's Having A Baby." ... "the Male Has The Baby. You're Fired."