My Thoughts Are Like Waffles

To Acquire Knowledge, One Must Study; But To Acquire Wisdom, One Must Observe.

The Only Real Meaning In Life Can Be Found In A Good Man. And Maybe Paris. Preferably The Two Together.

...there Are Days When I Feel I Can Do Anything And Days When I Feel I Can Do Nothing. But Fortunately For Those Around Me, Neither Sort Occurs Very Often.

Be Able To Suffer Wearing A Necktie Or Slightly High Heels For An Entire Evening Without Complaint Or Early Removal.

The Chess Player Who Develops The Ability To Play Two Dozen Boards At A Time Will Benefit From Learning To Compress His Or Her Analysis Into Less Time.