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The Difference Between America And England Is That The English Think 100 Miles Is A Long Distance And The Americans Think 100 Years Is A Long Time. The Difference Between An Autobiography And An Unauthorized Biography Is Like The Difference Between An Account Of Your Life Written By Your Mother And One Written By Your Mother-in-law.

Capital Punishment Is The Source Of Many An Argument, Both Good And Bad.

The Only Real Meaning In Life Can Be Found In A Good Man. And Maybe Paris. Preferably The Two Together.

...there Are Days When I Feel I Can Do Anything And Days When I Feel I Can Do Nothing. But Fortunately For Those Around Me, Neither Sort Occurs Very Often.

An Act Of Justice Closes The Book On A Misdeed; An Act Of Vengeance Writes One Of Its Own