My Sophomore Year I Spent

As The Great Philosopher George Santayana Would Have Said, 'those Who Cannot Remember The Past . . . Should Simply Read Jan Van Meter's Tippecanoe And Tyler Too.' Van Meter's Greatest Hits Collection Of Slogans Is The Catchiest Ever Retelling Of American History. It's Like The Greatest Minds Of Madison Avenue Sat Down To Write A History Book. They Don't Make Sound Bites Like They Used To!

I Was Way Too Hyperactive To Study For Long. I Would Freak Out, Then Crash, Then Be Too Tired To Read Or Write. I Really Should Have Had Less Sugar.

My Sophomore Year I Spent Exactly One Day On The Jv Football Team. It Was The Tryout Day.

One Could Say, That #‎ Masons Were Raised Right.

It's Interesting, Because I Tend To Trust A Man With Big Ears.