My Sister Bought Me A

I Hate Ready-made Suits, Button-down Collars, And Sports Shirts.

Every Chess Game Is Like Taking A Five-hour Final Exam.

Patzer Sees A Check, Gives A Check.

Sometimes Girls Write Me. One Girl In Yugoslavia Sent Me A Whole Slew Of Love Letters. I Don't Know How She Got My Address. She Was In A Crowd Watching Me Play. She Says When I Left There The Stars Fell Out Of The Sky Over Yugoslavia, Or Something Like That.

I Like The Moment When I Break A Man's Ego.