Chess Is Like War On

Yeah, There Are Too Many Jews In Chess. They Seem To Have Taken Away The Class Of The Game. They Don't Seem To Dress So Nicely, You Know. That's What I Don't Like.

If You Don't Win, It's Not A Great Tragedy - The Worst That Happens Is That You Lose A Game.

I Prepare Myself Well. I Know What I Can Do Before I Go In. I'm Always Confident.

It's The Fault Of The Chess Players Themselves. I Don't Know What They Used To Be, But Now They're Not The Most Gentlemanly Group. When It Was A Game Played By The Aristocrats It Had More Like You Know Dignity To It. When They Used To Have The Clubs, Like No Women Were Allowed And Everybody Went In Dressed In A Suit, A Tie, Like Gentlemen, You Know. Now, Kids Come Running In Their Sneakers. Even In The Best Chess Club-and They Got Women In There. It's A Social Place And People Are Making Noise, It's A Madhouse.

I Have Never Opened With The Qp - On Principle.