My Sex Life Has Gone

My Sex Life Is So Bad, My G-spot Has Been Declared A Historical Landmark.

Yeah, I Read History. But It Doesn't Make You Nice. Hitler Read History, Too.

I Have Flabby Thighs, But Fortunately My Stomach Covers Them.

Now, I'm Not Against Sex Before Marriage, But Two Minutes Before? When The Organist Played "here Comes The Bride".

I Adore My Apartment In New York. It Was A Ballroom That I Remade, So It's Like A Loft But Done By Louis The Fifteenth.