My Philosophy Is Simple: It's

My Boobs Are Fake, My Hair's Fake But What Is Real Is My Voice And My Heart.

I'll Oil Wells Love You. I'll Oil Wells Care. I'll Oil Wells Need You. I Want You Oil Wells Dear.

I Would Honestly Say That With All The Awards And All The Other Things That I've Done In My Life, Dollywood Is One Of The Greatest Dreams That I've Ever Had Come True - I Am So Proud Of That I Can't Even Begin To Tell You, Dollywood Is Real Special To Me.

I Know When Something Ain't Right, And I Know Exactly What I Will Or Won't Tolerate.

I Usually Eat Breakfast Twice. I'm Usually Up At 3 A.m. - Do My Spiritual Work, My Affirmations, A Little Bit Of Songwriting, Get My Daily Work In Order, And By That Time I've Worked Up A Bigger Appetite.