It's Not Easy Being Young.

If I Should Stay I Would Only Be In Your Way So I'll Go, But I Know I'll Think Of You Each Step Of The Way And I Will Always Love You I Will Always Love You Bitter Sweet Memories That's All I Am Taking With Me Good-bye. Please Don't Cry We Both Know That I'm Not What You Need But I Will Always Love You I Will Always Love You.

Plastic Surgeons Are Always Making Mountains Out Of Molehills.

You're No Elvis Presley, I'm No Marilyn Monroe, But I Do Think You're Sexy, Just Thought I'd Tell You So.

I Modelled My Looks On The Town Tramp.

I Describe My Look As A Blend Of Mother Goose, Cinderella, And The Local Hooker!