My Nickname Is Dickie Jukebox.

If I Don't Take Care Of Myself, If I Don't Feel Good About Myself, How Can I Help Others?

I've Been Offered Big Money To Promote Machines. And High-protein Diets, When That Was Really Popular. There Was Always Some New Powder Or Diet Plan That Somebody Wanted To Put My Name On.

There's A List Of Foods I Can't Have In The House. Peanut Butter, Can't Have That In The House. Potato Chips, Can't Have That In The House. Random Little Small Mini Candy Bars, Don't Even Think About It. I Just Have To Watch Everything. I Have To Stay Between 1500 And 1600 Calories A Day. That's It.

I Hope In My Lifetime We Can All Continue To Laugh At Ourselves And Not Put Down Anyone For What They Weigh.

I Might As Well Be Gay. And Not Just Because I Love Rhinestones And Barbara Streisand. But Because Im A Sensitive Person Who Is Supportive Of Gay People The Same Way Im Sensitive To Grossly Obese People And Ugly People.