My Mum Has Never Wanted

If I Were Really, Truly In Love With Someone Who Was Truly In Love With Me, Then I Would Get Married, But That Would Be The Only Reason I'd Get Married.

All The Mistakes I've Ever Made In My Life Have Been When I've Been Drunk. I Haven't Made Hardly Any Mistakes Sober, Ever, Ever.

I'm Not Opposed To Commerce, Even Though I'm An Artist.

I Don't Ask For An Apology Because It's Only Tomorrow's Fish-and-chip Paper.

I've Worked Really Hard. I've Made Three Pieces Of Seminal Art In My Life. If I Died Tomorrow, I'd Be Remembered For Making Them. There Are A Lot Of Artists Who, No Matter How Hard They Work In Their Lives, Will Never Make Anything Seminal.