My Mother Was The Worst

Good Weather All The Week, But Come The Weekend The Weather Stinks. When The Weather Is Too Hot They Complain, Too Cold They Complain, And When It's Just Right, They're Watching Tv.

I Had The Most Boring Office Job In The World...i Used To Clean The Windows On Envelopes.

If You Like Easygoing, Monogamous Men, Stay Away From Billionaires.

My Parents Were Glad To See That My New Husband Looks Like A 'regular Guy'-no Earring Or Anything. But Really I Think A Man With An Earring Is Better Prepared For Marriage. I Mean, He's Already Experienced Pain And Bought Jewelry.

All Men Look At Dr. Ruth And Wonder How She Has Gained All That Sexual Experience.