My Mother-in-law Has Come Round

My Mother-in-law Had To Stop Skipping For Exercise. It Registered Seven On The Richter Scale.

Take My Wife... Please. I'm Not Saying She's Ugly, But When She Went To See A Horror Film, The Audience Thought She Was Making A Personal Appearance.

I Can Always Tell When The Mother In Law's Coming To Stay; The Mice Throw Themselves On The Traps.

My Wife Is A Sex Object - Every Time I Ask For Sex, She Objects.

I Took The Wife's Family Out For Tea Biscuits. They Weren't Too Happy About Having To Give Blood Though.