My Mom Was The Poster

I'll Be There Forever And A Day - Always I'll Be There Till The Stars Don't Shine Till The Heavens Burst And The Words Don't Rhyme And I Know When I Die, You'll Be On My Mind And I'll Love You - Always

This Is The Way I Look At Sex Scenes: I Have Basically Been Doing Them For A Living For Years. Trying To Seduce An Audience Is The Basis Of Rock 'n Roll, And If I May Say So, I'm Pretty Good At It...plus, Being Married And Monogamous, It's The Closest Thing I Can Do To Having Sex Without Getting In Trouble For It...the Only Thing I Like More Than My Wife Is My Money, And I'm Not About To Lose That To Her And Her Lawyers, That's For Damn Sure.

A Friend Of Mine, A Friend Of Yours. My Better Half, Richard Stephen Sambora

Would I Love To Run Around And Check Out If Jennifer Aniston Was Looking For A Boyfriend? Yeah, It Would Be Interesting For A Minute. But Would I Trade In My Life To Get Her And Angelina [jolie]? No Way. I've Got Something Better. And I Don't Need The Neuroses Of Two Type-a Personalities In My Life. One Is Enough.

There's A Vintage Which Comes With Age And Experience.