My Mom's Puerto Rican. That's

I'm Not, Like, Daniel Day Lewis. Yet. I Will Get There!

My People Would Love It If I Smiled More, If I Was More 'approachable.'

Well, I Was Obsessed With Judy Garland Growing Up. Like, Obsessed.

I Sold My Soul To The Devil. I'd Like To Thank The Devil.

When You Improvise, You Work Off The Laughs From The Audience, But When You Step On Stage To Do Standup, It's Silent.