My Mom Just Didn't Put

I Prefer To Think Of The Audience As A Single Living Organism With Which I Am Sharing A Singular, Never-to-be-repeated Experience.

I Am A United States Citizen And I Vote.

I Feel Comfortable In The Presence Of Oddity. Probably Because I'm A Little Bit Odd.

People Seem To Think That You Should Be Willing To Speak To Them Whether They're Jerks Or Not.

The Word 'equality' Shows Up Too Much In Our Founding Documents For Anyone To Pretend It's Not The American Way.