My Husband Says My Toes

It Is Going To Take A Very Brave Man To Love Me.

I'm In The Lucky Position Financially Where I Don't Have To Do Things I Don't Want To Do.

I Should Have Been Out There Having A Wild Time Like All The Other Girls My Age, But I Wasn't. I Was Going Home Every Night To What Was, Initially, A Very Happy Marriage.

When I Go To One Of Those Singles Dating Parties I Believe Myself To Be A Bowl Of Fruit. When I Talk To Potential Dates, I Judge Them By The Smile In Their Lips, Their Smoothness Of Speech, And The Whiteness Of Teeth; Then I Offer Them The Appropriate Fruit, Which Is Usually A Lemon.

I Am An Optimist. I Think, As Bad As Life Sometimes Gets, There Is So Much Joy And So Much Good Stuff, That There Is A Balance.