My Heart Is A Bargain

It Is Funnier To Bend Things Than To Break Them.

The Nation Needs To Return To The Colonial Way Of Life, When A Wife Was Judged By The Amount Of Wood She Could Split.

Somebody's Been Putting Pineapple Juice In My Pineapple Juice!

Sleep! The Most Beautiful Experience In Life. Except Drink.

It's Morally Wrong To Allow A Sucker To Keep His Money.