My Headshot Is A Scratch

Whether You Are On The Right Or The Left, Everyone Can Agree That There Are A Lot Of Outside Influences In American Politics That Are Not Good For The System. There's Just Too Much Money.

You Know, Sometimes If You Work - If You Do A Lot Of Takes And You Work Long Hours, For Me, At Least, There Is A Delirium That Starts Kicking In On The Fifteenth Hour, And That Can Help. Below The Just Thirteenth Hour Is Where I Have A Concern, Because Everybody's So Tired.

American Society Loves To Prop People Up And Then Take Them Down.

I've Never Been In Love... But I Imagine It's Similar To The Feeling You Get When You See Your Waiter Arriving With Your Food

My Name Is Zach Galifianakis And I Hope I'm Pronouncing That Right. I'm Named After My Granddad, My Middle Name. My Name Is Zach Granddad Galifianakis.