My God, I'd Love To

In Every Spoof I Make Real Love To The Things I Am Spoofing.

Hope For The Best. Expect The Worst. Life Is A Play. We're Unrehearsed.

I'm Always Stunned When I Find Out People Like Roosevelt And Tolstoy Weren't Jewish. How Could I Love Them So Much?

You Want Me To Admit I'm A Four-foot, Six-inch Freckle-faced Person Of Jewish Extraction? I Admit It. All But The Extraction. But Being Short Never Bothered Me For Three Seconds. The Rest Of The Time I Wanted To Commit Suicide.

If Presidents Can't Do It To Their Wives, They Do It To Their Country.