My Goal Isn't To Make

The Hero Is Never The Star Of The Story.

They'll Just Cut Our Wrists Like Cheap Coupons And Say That Death Was On Sale Today.

Sometimes I Like To Get Drunk And Buy Things On The Internet, And Then I Wake Up The Next Day And Find 'em On My Doorstep, And It's Like Christmas. I Get Excited.

I Don't Need To Drive. I Have No Business Driving. I Would Never Be Able To Find My Keys.

Having An Avatar Doesn't Give You An Identity, And Having A Persona Online Doesn't Make You A Personality Either.