My Friend Says Touche Way

When I Was In High School I Experimented Sexually. The Experiment Was To Never Have Sex With Anybody No Matter How Hard I Tried. Success! Hypothesis Confirmed.

There Is No I In Team, Unless You Count The Vertical Part Of The T.

Yes" Actually Means "no" 100% Of The Time, When The Question Is "can I Give You Some Advice?

The Earth Without Art Is Just Eh.

It's Weird The Way "finger Puppet" Sounds Okay As A Noun... Ladies.