A Wednesday With No Rain

I Saw A Transvestite Wearing A T-shirt That Said 'guess'.

A Sports Bar Is A Way To Take A Bar And Fill It With Even More Annoying People Than Usual.

When I Was A Kid, I Always Wanted To Live In California Because I Liked Skateboarding.

My Friend Says Touche Way Too Much. He's A Touche Bag.

It Would Be Nice If People Said, God Bless You Not Just When You Sneezed But Also When You Farted.