My Formula For Living Is

You Know I Have About The Same Interest In Jewelry As I Have In Politics, Horse Racing, Modern Poetry, And Women Who Need Weird Excitement – None.

To Succeed With The Opposite Sex, Tell Her You're Impotent. She Can't Wait To Disprove It.

One Pretends To Do Something, Or Copy Someone Or Some Teacher, Until It Can Be Done Confidently And Easily In What Becomes One's Own Style

A Shot Of Brandy Can Save Your Life, But A Bottle Of Brandy Can Kill You.

Do Your Job And Demand Your Compensation - But In That Order.