My Favorite Food City Is

People Who Wear Fur Smell Like A Wet Dog If They're In The Rain. And They Look Fat And Gross.

You Can Google Everyone Now, You Don't Have To Peek Through A Window Or Wait Till She Leaves Her House. You Can Look At Her Instagram, She's Takes Selfies, Posting Images Of Her Body Parts For Everyone To See. She Seeks Followers And Craves Attention To Define Her Self Worth. It's A Dead End Addiction To Fame.

Beauty Is The Fume-track Of Necessity. This Thought Is Therapeutic. If, After Several Applications, You Do Not Find Relief, Consult Your Family Physician.

[my Breasts] Had A Pretty Good Career. I’ve Basically Been Tagging Along For The Ride.

I Don't Like Reality Television, But It Pays So Much Money.