My Father Owned A Small

It Is Impossible To Experience One's Death Objectively And Still Carry A Tune.

Who Bothers To Cook Tv Dinners? I Suck Them Frozen.

I've Never Been An Intellectual But I Have This Look.

Nietzsche Says That We Will Live The Same Life, Over And Over Again. God - I'll Have To Sit Through The Ice Capades Again.

Another Good Thing About Being Poor Is That When You Are Seventy Your Children Will Not Have You Declared Legally Insane In Order To Gain Control Of Your Estate.