Who Bothers To Cook Tv

[an Audience Conditioned By A Lifetime Of Television-watching Is So Corrupted That] Their Standards Have Been Systematically Lowered Over The Years. These Guys Sit In Front Of Their Sets And The Gamma Rays Eat The White Cells Of Their Brains Out!

Marriage? That's For Life! It's Like Cement!

Dying Is One Of The Few Things That Can Be Done As Easily Lying Down.

Eighty Percent Of Success Is Showing Up.

No, No, I'm A Lowbrow. I Read [dostoevsky] More Out Of Obligation Than Enjoyment. For Enjoyment, For Me, It's A Beer And The Football Game.