My Dad Didn't Want Me

I Was Introduced To Country Music Around A Campfire On A Farm.

I Am The Byproduct Of An Ellis Island Orgy, Basically. I'm Everything. I've Got Quite A Mixture In Me. I Know A Lot Of It And I Don't Know Some Of It. I'm Pretty Mixed Up, But Mostly Russian And Irish.

Women Are The First To Jump On What Is Fashionable.

I Happen To Be A Guy Who Also Plays The Piano And Sings, So People Automatically Associate Me With Billy Joel.

So If I Was Dating Somebody Now And The Relationship Didn't Work Out, I'd Take That As Failing