I Can Do A Gig

I Am The Byproduct Of An Ellis Island Orgy, Basically. I'm Everything. I've Got Quite A Mixture In Me. I Know A Lot Of It And I Don't Know Some Of It. I'm Pretty Mixed Up, But Mostly Russian And Irish.

When I Was A Kid I Got Busted For Throwing A Rock Through A Car Window And Egging A House On Halloween.

Thats Part Of The Fun, I Guess, Is Having People Excited About Seeing You And Signing Autographs And Getting To Meet Fans And Things Like That.

I Don't Want To Be Anything Other Than Me.

To Leave This World A Better Person, And For Me To Not Be The Only One Who Knows It.