My Comedy Is Different Every

I Know I Want To Always Do The Best I Can.

I Still Get Very Scared When I Step In Front Of A Live Audience.

I'm A Big Fan Of Money. I Like It, I Use It, I Have A Little. I Keep It In A Jar On Top Of My Refrigerator. I'd Like To Put More In That Jar. That's Where You Come In.

I Had My Moments Of Being Humiliated, And Then I Had Moments Of Doing Something Humiliating. I'm Glad I Lived Out Both Roles.

I Can't Run A Company... I Can't Even Run My Own Life!