My Brother Is The Youngest

Marriage Is Nature's Way Of Keeping Us From Fighting With Strangers.

My Son Says I Never Tell Stories About Anyone Who's Living.

We Get The Worrywart, The Hypochondriac, The Money-grubbing Miser, The Intractable Negotiator... Some Would Say Certain Of These Refer To The Stereotypical, Or 'stage' Jew. But Objectively Speaking, The Only Crime In Humor Is An Unfunny Joke.

Modesty Is Not One Of My Virtues.

When I Read Dickens For The First Time, I Thought He Was Jewish, Because He Wrote About Oppression And Bigotry, All The Things That My Father Talked About.