My Adoption Was Treated As

My Adoption Was Treated As A Celebration.

Being Sent Away To School Was No Different From My Biological Mother Giving Me Away.

Dad Sometimes Patted Me On The Knee And Called Me His Little Schmuck.

I've Been Living A Lie All My Life.

My Father, Ronald Reagan, Held The Presidency In Such Honor And Reverence That He Was Never In The Oval Office Without A Coat And Tie. Bill Clinton Has Such Disrespect For The Presidency That He Was Often In The Oval Office Without His Pants. Behold The Leader Of 'the Most Ethical Administration In History'.