Mothers Don't Want To Pinch

I Don't Know Who The Hell Paul Lynde Is, Or Why He's Funny, And I Prefer It To Be A Mystery To Me.

Peter Marshall: A Western Saddle Has A Curved Horn On The Front To Hold Something For The Cowboy. What Is It?

My Table Seats Eight, So That's My Maximum. Having A Small Number Of Guests Is The Only Way To Generate Good Conversation. Besides, Your Whole House Doesn't Get Wrecked That Way.

If I'm Not Working, I Don't Know What To Do.

Someday I'm Going To Go Onstage In A Dress If I Want To.