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I Sang In The Choir For Years, Even Though My Family Belonged To Another Church.

Food Was A Constant Topic Of Conversation In Our Household.

A Closet Full Of Wire Hangers Can Be The Most Dangerous Place In The World.

Outsiders Develop Humor As A Defense; Why Do You Think Most Comedians Are Gay Or Jewish?

My Table Seats Eight, So That's My Maximum. Having A Small Number Of Guests Is The Only Way To Generate Good Conversation. Besides, Your Whole House Doesn't Get Wrecked That Way.