Most Women Put Off Entertaining

To My Way Of Thinking, The American Family Started To Decline When Parents Began To Communicate With Their Children.

Like Religion, Politics, And Family Planning, Cereal Is Not A Topic To Be Brought Up In Public. It's Too Controversial.

When A Child Is Locked In The Bathroom With Water Running And He Says He's Doing Nothing But The Dog Is Barking, Call 911.

When I Stand Before God At The End Of My Life, I Would Hope That I Would Not Have A Single Bit Of Talent Left, And Could Say, 'i Used Everything You Gave Me'.

Let Me Put It This Way. According To My Girth, I Should Be A Ninety-foot Redwood.